Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Entry 44: she wouldn't, would she?

Those who have followed these entries will know the following facts about the boy

- he has gone space touring (again)
- this time the lucky planet is Earth
- the planet is insignificant
- no one would have heard of it but for the breezing in of Metatron
- who apparently hails from Earth
- but who is mysterious and not what he seems (I say this in an unofficial capacity)
- but I'm getting of the point
- the lad was cloned off some sorry lass called Mary
- now he's stuck there for the duration of his sorry biological life
- Mrs God is not happy
- she wants the lad back (why?)
- but see "now he's stuck there" point
- hmmm

Word is that some loony king around the Bethlehem region has taken it into his head that male babies up to the age of 2 year should be killed.

I wonder why ...

No, she wouldn't, she couldn't. Could she? Ridiculous! A silly coincidence.

Tra la la.

6 comments:

Reya Mellicker said...

Mummies love having their boys at home, safe and sound, though in this case, I thought he was a daddy's boy ... hmmmmm....

Ernest de Cugnac said...

ha ha reya, yes, you're right, a daddy's boy according to legend, but I'd never quite thought of it like that.

Millennium Housewife said...

Mr G, you're in a heavy case of denial. Wake up! MH

Ernest de Cugnac said...

mh - there are times it is safer to stay under the duvet.

Janelle said...

oh yeah she could...easy peasy lemon squeezy...der.. again. riotiously glorious..you are so going to get browny points when you get up to those pearly gates? (or are they just normal wooden peely green ones with a squeaky hinge?) XX janelle

Ernest de Cugnac said...

janelle - brownie points for sure, but in the wrong column. I am so f*cked it isn't true.