Sunday, 21 September 2008

Entry 45: in which I call a Stakeholders' Meeting

In my wisdom I have decided to call a Stakeholders' Meeting. The theme, I have decided, is "Our Vision and Mission". See if I can furrow the brows of at least a few cherubim and divert the ever-so-vain archangels from self-admiration for a while.

I thought, originally, to distract Mrs God from her rather morose cogitation, but of course I had forgotten that she never attends Stakeholder Meetings. Sneaking admiration for such brazen behaviour, but alas, I have too strong a sense of obligation to do anything so sensible.

And another absentee, of course, the lad, whose apologies I suppose I can tender, "in absentia".

Only remains, now, for me to get my head around just what this visiony missiony thingy is.

Good thing I'm not stupid otherwise I'd be kicking myself for being stupid enough to have thought up this mad event in the first place.

4 comments:

Absolute Vanilla (and Atyllah) said...

Have just caught up on the last three posts, bloody brilliant as always.
You really do have to find a publisher for this. The humour is gloriously wicked, the prose delicious. Ah, what a way to start the day!

Ernest de Cugnac said...

av - thank you, you do wonders for my self confidence. I sometimes feel that the diaries may lose their way, so it's good to know that perhaps they have not.

Pam said...

God moves in a mysterious way, so why should His diaries be any different? I'm still hanging on to your every word, and delighted whenever another entry comes to pass.

Fish of the day: Cod moving in a mysterious way.

Ernest de Cugnac said...

ha ha pam, like it. And thank you.